Mysticism
with
Moxie
Learn astrology for
time-mapping,
omen tracking,
+ delineating
synchronicity
Write your
own horoscopes…
optimize your
transits…
be your
own fortune...
Become the Babe
with the
Power…
Yay!
HOW TO START
Your Rad
Journey…
WITH ASTROLOGY ✨
#1 get a copy of
your birth chart
Use the chart generator right here, or this post shows you all my favorite (free) online generators.✨
#2 delineate
(or parse out)
Your Birth chart
Oh, btw, this email series shows you how to do that (you’ll also find a free birth chart generator on there—we’re settin’ you up…! 😋) ✨
#3 start tracking
transits to your chart
Once you’ve memorized your chart (‘n the charts of your significant others 💕), start dallying with transit tracking. This blog post has all the essential how-to, plus resources to where you can amplify your study ‘n application. ✨
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Birthday
Forever
A birth chart is like a dossier of your secret self…
…containing the cheat codes for your psyche….
…camouflaged in a 2D geometric riddle. 👐🏻✨
This email series wants to help you crack that riddle. 🔎💪🏻
Learn
Astrology
like a mother
fucker 🌟
Drop your info here, and immediately after confirming your email address, you’ll receive the first email of the series.
After that, you’ll receive one email a day, for eight days.
Thereafter, you’ll stop receiving email lessons, but stay subscribed to my newsletter! 😁
HELLO,
AND WELCOME TO THIS
COOL PLACE…
I’m Avalon. ❤
Here, you’ll find intensive, solipsistic tutorials about reading astrology charts, as well as sundry other essays + how-to’s concerning necromancy… please enjoy!
Basically, I just wanna help weird chicks feel psychic, mythological, + sublime… like moonbeams + Lana Del Rey lyrics baked into a superfood cupcake. 🧁🌙
But, like… with astrology! 🤪🌟
Direct-to-Inbox Astrology Services
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Email Q&A 💌✨
Direct-to-Inbox Astrology Q&A! Ask up to 3 Q’s about your birth chart, a relationship chart, or past, present, or future horoscope! Oracle card draw included. Emailed within 5 days of purchase. ✨
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Astro Twerk ~ 2-Year Personal Calendar & Forecasting Guide 🗓🪐✨
A PDF report with a calendar timeline for the next two years of your upcoming heavy-hitting transits, plus oracular insights, + strategies for plotting maj' goals, hazarding turning points, + self-engineering synchronicity! Happens 100% through email, and is sent within 2 weeks after birth data has been submitted.
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Astrology Gift Certificates
Purchasing an astrology reading or report for a friend? Get a gift certificate for any of the products and services offered here on HellaNamaste.com! 🎁✨
MORE ABOUT AV…
Avalon Rex is a made-up alias for a real-life person who trades in High Weirdness.
Through her blog, direct-to-inbox reports, + in-person consults around the CA central coast, Avalon shows quixotic girl geniuses how to hack their drama, demystify their dharma, and fengshui their lives around magic, love, + wisdom...
…with astrology. ✨
Teach yourself to read your stars on the blog, or order a horoscope report or Q&A over here.
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